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He can destroy entire Worlds with a single gaze…

No it’s not Darth Vader. No, it is not Unicron, the world devourer from the original Transformer cartoon movie. No, it’s not G-d, the overlord of the known universe. Think bigger, yet Much Much smaller in scale.
It is Captain Hazel Murphy! Do not look directly into his eyes. Total paralysis has been known to suddenly [...]

WTF Moment of the Week: How to get beat up worse than before

This site has the best, I mean worst content in terms of terrible, terrible infomercials, TV ads, movie clips, how to videos, home made sales pitch videos. It’s a veritable cornucopia of crappy captured moments in celluloid history. It’s really that bad. So bad…it’s so good!

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Clip Post: Worst Film Scenes Ever

After watching these clips you just have to shake your head and click your heels and say there’s no place like home. How do these actors, directors, producers, “talent scouts”, etc…go to be at night knowing they helped dumb down entire chunks of society?

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WTF Moment of the Week: World’s largest denim pants!

So let me get this straight here…A huge amount of money and time got invested into a completely useless and functionless pair of jeans. The money and time of which could have gone into helping the local population with say education or say…infrastructure? JOBS? Looks like everyone after that is going to be wearing jeans [...]

WTF Moment of the Week: La La La La (Bizarro Shower Scene)

Trevor Jones wrote, “The Siege Of Camylarde” back in 1981 (if my memory serves me correct) and ever since then teenaged boys have been having sword fights with paper towel cardboard rolls, trying to grow the perfect pencil thin goatee like Merlin,  and/or having wet dreams of the beautiful woman that portrayed Guinevere, wife of [...]

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