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How Am I Not Myself?

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the end of my life.

Yes, indeed a funny thing has happened and is happening as we speak on my way to the end of my life. (which hopefully won’t be for a VERY long time.)
I have had an “Ah Ha!” moment as Oprah says it.
I pondered the concept of multi-dimensional existences along the concept of the superstring theory and [...]

Talk about being completely out of it…

I don’t even know where to begin. I have been so…I don’t even know the right word to use, but beyond out of it. I’m not in a funk. I’m not depressed. I have been working my ass off…that’s for sure! It just seems as if no matter how effing hard I try, no [...]

Op-Ed: 5 people to watch and follow on Twitter. No Seriously!

The following five people and/or organizations have been carefully selected for this article as I feel each in their own unique way contribute asymetrically to the twitterverse, blogosphere and the overall Internet experience.
[Open disclosure statement: I have not been paid, solicited, or bribed with the promise of 72 virgins in heaven by any of these [...]

Movie Night Review: Surrogates (2009)

Title: Surrogates
Year: 2009
Director: Jonathan Mostow
Starring: Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe, James Cromwell, and Ving Rhames.
Length: 88 Minutes
Seen with: AMC Theaters (Lincoln Center, NYC)

[2.5/5.0 Stars]
What an awful movie. On every level conceivable it was terrible. I was completely and utterly let down…YET AGAIN by Hollywood. It’s like there is this sickness in Hollywood, where people think that [...]

Artist Profile: Ad Reinhardt (1913 – 1967)

Ad Reinhardt
Born: December 24, 1913
Location: Buffalo, New York
Died: August 30, 1967 (Age 53)
Location: New York City, New York
Adolph Reinhardt was an abstract minimalist painter from New York whose influential painting career spanned more than 3 decades. Went by the name “Ad” for obvious reasons. (Think 1933-1945.) Best known for his “Black” paintings, which represent meaninglessness. [...]

Sunday Op-Ed: Was Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, really a Jew?

For years the World has endured his disgusting and vile anti-Semitic remarks on Israel and the Jewish people, but new evidence points towards Ahmadinejad’s past as being a Jew himself! Talk about irony. I’m not sure of how true this article is, but I have to say that this does explain a heck of a [...]

Artist Profile: Félix González-Torres (1957 – 1996)

Félix González-Torres
Born: November 26, 1957
Location: Güaimaro, Cuba
Died: January 9, 1996 (Age 39)
Location: Miami, Florida
(Cause of death: AIDS related complications)
Félix González-Torres was an Cuban-American artist known for his minimalist installations and sculptures that used various ready made items. Items that included: clocks, stacks of paper, lightbulb strings, and of course wrapped hard candies. Typically, Félix’s work featured such [...]

Movie Night Review: The Wackness (2008)

Title: The Wackness
Year: 2008
Director & Writer: Jonathan Levine
Starring: Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Famke Janssen, Olivia Thirlby
Length: 99 Minutes
Seen with: Netflix

[3.5 out of 5.0]
1994. The year that culturally changed many lives, unlike any other year from that decade. I was a junior in high school. I was trying to get laid at every waking moment [...]

iPhone App Review: BestCamera (Developed by: Ubermind, Inc. for Chase Jarvis, LLC) Price: $2.99

Application: BestCamera
Category: Photography
Released: September 17th, 2009
Size: 1.0 MB
Seller: Ubermind, Inc.
Website: http://www.ubermind.com/
Most Recent Version: 1.0 (iPhone OS 3.0 Tested)
Price: $2.99

[4.5 out of 5.0]
Noodles’ Initial Note: I have downloaded just about every single fine art photography iPhone app out there. No I mean it. I really have. My initial preconceived thoughts about this little app was [...]

Questions and Opinions: Why don’t you post more pictures of your artwork?

I’ve received emails from some of my readers asking for my opinion a wide variety of subjects in recent weeks. I have decided to use a quiet day like Sunday as the perfect day to answer questions from you guys.
The first question that was asked of me this past week was:
Q. Why don’t you post [...]

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